A lot of shows in reruns this weekend.
“It was 123 degrees in Minnesota. How far is Al Gore going to take this global warming hoax?”
– Bill Maher
“123 degrees in Minnesota? Michele Bachmann’s husband went in the closet just for the shade.”
– Bill Maher
“It was so hot in Iowa that Michele Bachmann couldn’t tell if her headache was a migraine or a brain freeze from her Slurpee.”
– Jay Leno
“Sarah Palin is becoming a grandmother again (or for the first time, who knows). It’s not Bristol – Bristol, of course, is re-saving herself for marriage. This is Palin’s oldest son Track. His wife is pregnant. They got married two months ago, and now she looks like she’s six months pregnant. So you do the math, because certainly the Palins can’t.”
– Bill Maher
“Republican presidential candidate Jon Huntsman has fired his campaign manager, which is kind of sad because the only other person who knew Huntsman was running for president was the campaign manager.”
– Jay Leno
