The late night shows remain in reruns, so we turn our attention to the birthday boy.
Happy birthday to Jon Stewart, who is now 49.
As a tribute, here are some of his funniest quotes of all time:
”Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion… perhaps around their necks? And maybe — dare I dream it? — maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”
“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn’t that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”
“What?! The congressman had a sex scandal and had to apologize to Bill Clinton? For what?! Copyright infringement? A patent violation?”
- on Anthony Weiner calling to apologize to Bill Clinton, who officiated at his wedding.
