Cain vs. Fred Astaire

15 Feb

Cain loses.

Well, this is interesting.

Herman Cain has turned down a shot with “Dancing with the Stars”.

Why?

Who knows?

His spokeswoman just got cute:

“He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count,” says Lisa Reichert.

Nine-count. Get it? 9-9-9.

Dumb.

Our guess is his wife won’t let him near good-looking women in skimpy costumes.
For good reason.

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