Hi, the Donald here

23 Feb

Dinner time.

<Ring> <Ring>

Hello.

“This is Donald Trump…”

Why the hell you calling me in the middle of dinner Donald?

“…and I have to tell you that I’m tired of Rick Santorum pretending that he’s some kind of DC outsider.”

Yeah, me too. I’m also tired of…

“Santorum is a career politician who has never had a job in the private sector.”

Look, while I have you on the phone, I was wonder…

“..and Santorum has worked as a lobbyist. Rick Santorum is completely entrenched in the Washington culture and he has been for decades.”

Shut up for a minute and let me speak.

“Mitt Romney’s a good man, he’s working hard. “He will win. You’ve got to give him that chance.”

Here – take this.

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Damn robocalls.

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