Anti-Mitt but funny

6 Sep

We share this because it’s making the rounds and it has a great punch line.

Taking a break in his campaigning, Mitt Romney was riding in his limousine in the countryside when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.

He quickly ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.

He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. We have to eat grass.”

“Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” Mitt said.

“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”

“Bring them along,” Mittens said.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You may come with us, also.”

The second man said, “But sir, I also have a wife and six children!”

“Bring them all as well,” the candidate answered.
“I will ensure you are all well fed. You will be an example of how I will help the poor in America!”

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.
For a few moments, it even appeared they would need to put some of the children on the car roof, but with some effort, everyone got in.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to Mr. Romney and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

Mitt replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

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