Late night political humor

20 Dec

Late-night-political-humor-16-sized“According to the latest census poll, a large number of Californians are moving out-of-state and going to places like Texas and Nevada. Look, I know a lot of us are disgusted with the Lakers, but that’s no reason . . .”
–Jay Leno

“New Jersey Democrats say Republican Governor Chris Christie will be impossible to beat. It’s unclear if they’re talking about the 2013 governor’s race or Coney Island hot dog-eating contest.”
–Conan O’Brien

“According to the Mayan calendar, December 21 marks the end of the world. Then why am I Christmas shopping?”
–David Letterman

“December 21, the end of the world, is a Friday. So it means dress is casual.”
–David Letterman

“Japan and South Korea are on high alert after North Korea successfully launched a long-range rocket. Both countries are surprised by North Korea’s successful launch, but definitely not as surprised as North Korea.”
–Jimmy Fallon

“A company in California designed a flying drone that will drop burritos over your house using a parachute — or as Chris Christie calls that, ‘the best forecast ever!'”
–Jimmy Fallon

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