So, are we dead?

21 Dec

end-of-the-world-sizedAccording to a Reuters poll, nearly 15 percent of the earth’s population believe that the world will end during their lifetime.

We think they were expecting the Rapture last May.

Then, another 10 percent think the Mayan calendar proves that the world will end in 2012.

Today.

Mostly likely these people belong to the Tea Party.

mayan-calendar-sizedThe end of the Mayan calendar, which spans about 5,125 years, has a lot of people giving their stuff away and running for the hills waiting for the world to come to an end.

What’s worse than all of this is that 22 percent of Americans believe in an impending Armageddon in their lifetime.

We suspect they watch Fox News.

If you’re reading this – we can assure you you’re not dead.

Yet.

To assist all of you who really, truly are surprised the world didn’t end today, we present this following so you can pretend it really happened.

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