Trump muscles his way onto Fox

6 Feb

trump-hair-sizedDonald Trump, who appears to be missing the publicity he isn’t getting recently, placed a call to Fox and Friends.

We suspect they are the only one’s that would accept it.

Here’s the story –

During a guest appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last month, Bill Maher said Trump must be “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan” (Exhibit A: his orange hair).

In a riff off of Trump’s own offer to give $5 million to the charity of Barack Obama’s choice if the President released his college paperwork, Maher said he would do the same for Trump if he supplied proof that he is not descended from an ape.

Trump, sensing an opening, wasted no time getting a copy of his New York birth certificate to Maher.

Maher has yet to hand over the $5 million he promised.

Trump took his unhappiness to Fox News’ Fox & Friends, announcing he is suing Maher for that $5 million.

Asked if Maher might have just been making a joke, Trump said, “I don’t think he was joking. He said it with venom. That was venom. That wasn’t a joke. In fact, he was nervous when he said it; it was a pathetic delivery.”

The perfect ending to us?

The judge throws it out and nails him for filing a frivolous lawsuit.

The world should be so lucky.

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