Late night political humor

4 Apr

Late-night-political-humor-23-sized“Bill Clinton now says he wishes he had supported gay marriage back when he was president. Clinton said at the time he was too busy campaigning for open marriage.”
–Conan O’Brien

“Rush Limbaugh said that lesbians don’t have to worry about their appearance, so they are free to get fat. Moments later, Rush Limbaugh officially come out as a lesbian.”
–Conan O’Brien

“Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She’s blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the facts.”
–Jay Leno

“Last year at Easter, Governor Chris Christie was rushed to the hospital. It was an emergency. It turned out he had an impacted peep.”
–David Letterman

“Last year there was some trouble at the White House’s Easter egg hunt. One kid looking for eggs turned up Obama’s birth certificate.”
–David Letterman

“The current marriage act defines marriage as a union between one man and one impossible woman.”
–David Letterman

“I hope they legalize gay marriage because I need to be alive when ‘Gay Divorce Court’ hits the air. That’s how I’ll be spending my days.”
–David Letterman

“A new survey found that the average American stays at his job for about four-and-a-half years. That is unless they’re a late-night host on NBC.”
–Jimmy Fallon

“I think I finally figured out where Sarah Palin came from. Someone cast a spell on a YouTube comment and it came to life.”
–Jon Stewart

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