Late night political humor

26 Jul

Late-night-political-humor-13-sized“There’s a new Anthony Weiner scandal. Weiner is running for mayor of New York City. He confirmed yesterday that some new sexually explicit messages have been leaked. He sent them to a woman on Facebook using the code name ‘Carlos Danger.’ Which is still easier to believe than that other name: Mayor Weiner.”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Weiner says he won’t drop out of the race so that means by day he’ll be Mr. Mayor, and by night he’ll be ‘Carlos Danger, Gaucho of Love.'”
– David Letterman

“Anthony Weiner said yesterday that he wants closure. If he wants closure he should start with his zipper.”
– Jay Leno

“Let me just say this: You know that your campaign is not going well when you open a press conference by saying “I told you there would be more lewd photos.”
– David Letterman

“It was revealed that Anthony Weiner sent nude pictures of himself to this woman using a ‘Carlos Danger” Yahoo email address. His wife was shocked. She said, ‘You still use Yahoo?'”
– Jimmy Fallon

“Anthony Weiner the peter tweeter is at is again. He admitted in a press conference to having more online sexting episode well after he resigned from Congress. This time Anthony Weiner used the name Carlos danger. He was sexting women under the name Carlos Danger. See, this is Weiner’s way of getting more Latino support.”
– Jay Leno

“Anthony Weiner released a statement today saying this behavior is behind me. Then he added, if you want to see more of what’s behind me, I’ll text you a photograph.”
– Craig Fergsuon

And some selected tweets:

Convicted drug smuggler Carlos Danger said today that he was suing Anthony Weiner for using his name, explaining, “Being associated with Weiner has irreparably damaged my reputation.”

I’ll admit that Carlos Danger is a decent porn name, but not sure he needed a better one that Anthony Weiner.

Sometimes I think the universe is random. Then a man named Weiner does a press conference about dick pics on National Hot Dog Day.

“Carlos Danger” is somehow a less fake-sounding name than just “Anthony Weiner.”

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